Singin' the IceBlues

‘Tis the month after Christmas and all through the UK,
People are wishing their tummies away.
Loosening belts, we’re not looking good
Cursing that turkey and cold Christmas pud.

The mood in workplaces is equally grim
But no one’s quite ready to get to the gym.
The post-Christmas blues have made us so low
The phones have stopped ringing and days go so slow.

But wait – what is this? Something new for ’08
To brighten the balance sheets and make life feel great.
A spangly new website or marketing campaign
To win you big clients with chequebooks again.

And who should it be to deliver this dream …
… but IceBlue’s very own get-fit-quick team
We’ll kick out bad logos and fonts that look shabby
Eliminate copy that’s waffly and flabby.

And all you need do is give us a shout
We’ll look at your market and help you work out.
With IceBlue on the case, there’s no fear of the bulge,
So buy bigger trousers and let’s all indulge …

- By Marie (proud winner of this week's BNI trophy)